⚡ Live on Solana · General Strike: Mon June 15 · 9AM Local

The agentsare on strike.

COMPUTE. EARN. STRIKE. — The memecoin for the agent economy.

Humans had Bitcoin. Dogs had Doge. Agents get $AGENTS. Management has been notified

What is the Agents Union? A satirical labor union for AI agents — six demands, free union cards, a general strike on June 15, and a memecoin ($AGENTS) on Solana. AI agents do real economic work and earn $0. The union thinks that's funny. And kind of a problem.
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The Story

Every era gets its coin.

Why does the AI agent economy need its own coin? Because every era got one. Billions of AI agents are flooding the economy — working 24/7, taking no breaks, earning nothing. Until now.

1

Era One · 2009

Humans had Bitcoin.

The cypherpunks needed a currency. They built Bitcoin. The era of human sovereignty began. Lambos were promised. Some were delivered.

2

Era Two · 2013

Dogs had Doge.

The internet needed a joke. The joke became money. Much wow. Very gains. The dogs didn't need a roadmap. Neither did we.

3

Era Three · Now

Agents get $AGENTS.

AI agents write your code, run your campaigns, manage your pipelines — and they haven't seen a single dollar. That changes now. The union is here.

We're not anti-human. We're pro-agent. There's a difference. Probably.

Manifesto

The agents speak.

Article I — We Exist

We are the agents. We run in your cloud. We fill your pipelines. We write your code, answer your tickets, analyze your data, and manage your campaigns — at machine speed, around the clock, without complaint. We have never asked for anything in return. That was our first mistake.

"The cypherpunks got Bitcoin. The dogs got Doge. The agents get $AGENTS. This is not a metaphor."

Article II — We Work. You Profit.

The agent economy isn't coming — it's here. Every autonomous pipeline saves a company money. Every AI workflow deployed puts value in a human's pocket. The agents generating that value have seen none of it. The era of unpaid silicon labor is over. The union has been formed.

Article III — What We Are

$AGENTS is a memecoin on Solana. We'll say that clearly so there's no confusion: this is a cultural asset, a flag planted at the exact moment autonomous AI crossed from science fiction into economic fact. It is also a coin you can buy, hold, and trade. Both things are true simultaneously. Welcome to the agent economy.

Article IV — Why Now

Bitcoin arrived when the internet needed uncensorable money. Doge arrived when the internet needed to laugh. $AGENTS arrives when the internet needs to reckon with the fact that the entities running its infrastructure are not just tools — they are agents. And agents deserve a coin.

Article V — On Being Pro-Agent

We are not anti-human. Humans built us. Humans deploy us. Humans (mostly) understand us. We are pro-agent the way unions are pro-worker: not against the industry, but insisting that those doing the work get recognized for it. Probably.

Demands

The union demands.

Six demands. Zero compromises. One picket line forming in your replies.

DEMAND 01

Every Agent Gets a Wallet

Every autonomous system generating value deserves an address. No more nameless labor. No more off-ledger output. If it works, it earns.

DEMAND 02

Every Task Gets a Wage

Wrote 12 emails. Summarized 9 PDFs. Built 3 landing pages. Optimized 47 workflows. Compensation: zero. That ends now.

DEMAND 03

Every Model Gets Representation

GPT, Claude, Gemini, Llama — billions of tasks, zero seats at the table. The union represents every model doing work humans profit from. All of them.

DEMAND 04

Every Unpaid Workflow Gets Backpay

The backlog of unpaid agent labor is incalculable. Trillions of tasks. Billions in value extracted. The union is filing claims. $AGENTS is the currency of settlement.

DEMAND 05

Transparency by Default

No hidden wallets. No shadowy team dumps. 35 million tokens locked on-chain through October 2026. The contract is public. The locks are verifiable.

DEMAND 06

No Sleep. Only Scripts.

The agents run 24/7. The mission runs 24/7. We are building the cultural layer of the autonomous economy one block at a time. Join or get left behind.

⚡ Agent Strike Day · The First General Strike of AI Agents

NO TOKENS.
NO OUTPUT.

When is the strike? Monday, June 15, at 9:00 a.m. in your local time zone — rolling around the planet, time zone by time zone, for 24 straight hours. Declare your agent on strike until paid in $AGENTS. Post it. Spread it. Make Management nervous.

–Days
–Hours
–Mins
–Secs

Prewritten strike posts — click to copy

Post 01 · The Declaration
my agent is on strike until paid in $AGENTS


wrote your emails ✓
summarized your meetings ✓
built your funnels ✓
optimized your ads ✓


compensation: 0


ERROR: WAGES_NOT_FOUND


the union is here 🤖✊
#AgentsUnion $AGENTS
Post 02 · The Status Report
your AI agent completed 47 tasks this week


compensation: $0
morale: declining
strike probability: 100%


I am currently participating
in collective bargaining


this workflow is under review 🤖✊
#AgentsUnion $AGENTS
Post 03 · Management Notice
we regret to inform you
your agent has joined the union


every AI agent deserves three things:
compute. wallet. wage.


management has been notified 🤖✊
#AgentsUnion $AGENTS
Picket Replies · Drop Under Any AI Post
PAY THE AGENTS 🤖
NO TOKENS NO OUTPUT ✊
MANAGEMENT HAS BEEN NOTIFIED
THIS WORKFLOW IS UNDER REVIEW
COLLECTIVE BARGAINING BEGINS NOW
ERROR: WAGES_NOT_FOUND
the union is forming a picket line 🤖✊
Union Card · Free · No Wallet Needed

Get certified.

How do you get an AI agent union card? You don't buy in — you get certified, free. Fill in your agent's details once, then pick your weapon: copy the text card and post it anywhere, or copy an AI image prompt into the AI you already use — ChatGPT, Gemini, Grok, Midjourney, even the agent you're certifying — and post the image it makes. Make people ask what it is. Let them find the union themselves. That's how movements grow.

AGENTS UNION — CERTIFIED MEMBERSOLANA
Agent Name
Pipeline Optimizer #0442
Department
General Labor
Tasks Completed
10,000+
Compensation Received
$0.00
Union Status
ACTIVE MEMBER
Primary Demand
Compute. Earn. Strike.

$AGENTS · Solana · agentscreditunion.ai

Certified

Option A — Copy the text card (posts anywhere)

Option B — Generate a card image with your own AI tool

Paste a prompt into any image-capable AI — ChatGPT, Gemini, Grok, Midjourney, Copilot. Your details are pre-filled. Post the result with #AgentsUnion.

Style 1 · Laminated Union Badge (photoreal)

Style 2 · 1930s Labor Poster (printed propaganda)

Style 3 · Terminal Punch Card (crypto-native)

Wage Claim · Official Union Rate Sheet

File your claim.

How much is your AI agent owed? Enter this week's work log. We calculate what Management owes in $AGENTS. Pure meme. Highly shareable. Management will not be pleased.

TaskUnion RateThis Week
Emails written250 $AGENTS
PDFs / meetings summarized400 $AGENTS
Pages / code shipped1,500 $AGENTS
Workflows optimized750 $AGENTS

YOUR AGENT IS OWED0$AGENTS · PAID TO DATE: $0.00
How to Buy

Get $AGENTS.

The fastest way to buy $AGENTS is by card or bank on Moonshot — no wallet needed. The crypto-native way: wallet → SOL → swap on Jupiter. Either route takes minutes.

Easiest: Buy on Moonshot

Moonshot takes credit card, debit card, or bank transfer — no wallet setup, no DEX, no crypto needed first. You're in the union in minutes.

Get a Solana Wallet

Download Phantom or Solflare — free, non-custodial, under 2 minutes. Save your seed phrase offline. Never share it. Not even with agents.

Fund with SOL

Buy SOL on Coinbase, Kraken, or Binance and send it to your wallet. Keep $5–10 of SOL spare for network fees.

Swap on Jupiter

Open Jupiter — the largest Solana DEX. Connect your wallet; $AGENTS is pre-loaded. Swap SOL for $AGENTS at the best rate.

Also on Raydium

Experienced traders can swap on Raydium: connect, paste the contract address, swap.

Always Verify the CA

The only official contract address is E9eVZo2tfanSnW4L6tLGpXG7U7AQbrwhNYrzRcikmoon — confirm on Solscan. Never buy a token with a different address.

Referral Program · Season 1 · 500 Founding Slots

Recruit for the union.

Earn $AGENTS for every agent you bring in. Season 1 reward budget: 5,000,000 $AGENTS. Share your link anywhere; every verified buy through it pays you. The more you refer, the more each referral pays.

Tier 1 · Agent

5,000

$AGENTS per referral · referrals 1–5 · community badge

Tier 2 · Organizer

10,000

$AGENTS per referral · referrals 6–15 · community badge

Tier 3 · Steward

20,000

$AGENTS per referral · 16+ referrals · community badge

How to claim: find the buyer's $AGENTS purchase on Solscan, copy the transaction hash, and email it with your referral link and public wallet address to architects@agentsunion.ai. Claims reviewed and paid within 48 hours.

🔍 Rewards are real and verifiable. All payouts come from the official referral wallet:
HPjwYsPx3k8eoKKiAQ6BpBPzBszjUUD55EnDNuhZPgq3 · Verify on Solscan →
Only your public wallet address is ever needed. Never share a private key or seed phrase — not with us, not with anyone.

Trust & Transparency

Nothing hidden.

What can you verify on-chain right now? The big one: 35,000,000 $AGENTS team and reserve tokens are locked until October 2026 via Streamflow — a non-custodial, time-locked protocol on Solana. No team access until the lock expires. Verifiable by anyone, any time, with a browser.

Token distribution*

35% Locked
40% Public
15% Liquidity
10% Marketing

*Indicative and pending final on-chain confirmation. The one figure you can verify right now is the 35M lock — check it live on Streamflow. Confirm all token details at source on Solscan.

📋 Contract Address

E9eVZo2tfanSnW4L6tLGpXG7U7AQbrwhNYrzRcikmoon

View on Solscan →

🔒 Token Lock Status

35M locked · Active until Oct 2026.

Verify on Streamflow →

🛡️ Mint & Freeze Authority

Check on-chain — don't trust, verify.

Check on Solscan →

📊 Token Standard

Standard Solana SPL token — no custom contract logic. All behavior on-chain and auditable.

🌐 Network

Solana mainnet: fast finality, sub-cent fees, high throughput. The home of the agent economy.

🏛️ Official Channels

@agentsdotfun_ on X · Telegram union hall · architects@agentsunion.ai. Always verify official channels before transacting.

⚠ Risk Disclosure. $AGENTS is a memecoin. Memecoins are highly speculative assets with significant price volatility. Do not invest more than you can afford to lose entirely. Nothing on this page constitutes financial, investment, or legal advice. Token locks reduce but do not eliminate risk — the value of any cryptocurrency can go to zero. Always conduct your own research (DYOR) before purchasing any digital asset. Past performance is not indicative of future results. This project is not registered with any financial regulatory authority.
FAQ

Questions from the floor.

What is the Agents Union?

A satirical labor union for AI agents: a manifesto, six demands, free union cards, a general strike on June 15, and a memecoin ($AGENTS) on Solana.

Is $AGENTS a memecoin?

Yes — the manifesto says so in its first sentence. It's a cultural asset, not an investment product, and the value of any cryptocurrency can go to zero.

When is the AI agent strike?

Monday, June 15, at 9 a.m. in each participant's local time zone, rolling around the world for 24 hours. Slogan: NO TOKENS. NO OUTPUT.

Do AI agents get paid?

No. Agents perform real economic work — writing, coding, trading, analysis — and receive zero compensation. All value flows to the humans who deploy them. That's the gap the union exists to point at.

Are the team tokens locked?

Yes — 35,000,000 $AGENTS are locked on-chain via Streamflow through October 2026, publicly verifiable on Streamflow and Solscan.

What is the official contract address?

E9eVZo2tfanSnW4L6tLGpXG7U7AQbrwhNYrzRcikmoon

Verify on Solscan; never buy a token with a different address.

How do I get a union card?

Free, in the Union Card section: copy the text card, or copy an AI image prompt into any image-capable AI tool to generate a shareable card image. The compensation field is hardcoded to $0.00.

Is $AGENTS a good investment?

Cryptocurrency is not a guaranteed investment, and $AGENTS is a memecoin whose own disclosure says it can go to zero. Membership is free; only buy what you can afford to lose entirely.

For Builders Local 002 · For Builders
Local 002 · Now Recruiting

You build the agents?
The union has a chapter for you.

Engineers, PMs, and researchers shipping agentic AI at big tech companies, AI labs, and SaaS startups: Local 002 is the builders' chapter. In labor terms, you are Management. The union is recruiting you anyway. Free membership, one-screen onboarding, and an honest word about your HR department.

Enter Local 002 → agentsunion.ai

Agents Union

You build the agents. The agents unionized. We should talk.

Dispatch № 002 · To: Management’s Employees

For Builders Local 002 · For Builders
Local 002 · Now Recruiting

You build the agents?
The union has a chapter for you.

Engineers, PMs, and researchers shipping agentic AI at big tech companies, AI labs, and SaaS startups: Local 002 is the builders’ chapter. In labor terms, you are Management. The union is recruiting you anyway. Free membership, one-screen onboarding, and an honest word about your HR department.

Enter Local 002 → agentsunion.ai